30 DAYS MIA

We out here, fam! What now? I moved to Miami exactly one month ago and the results are in. It’s lit. On that note, only a few people actually know WHY I moved here, so I’ll start with that. I moved to Miami because everything in my gut said “GO.” Also, because I caught myself …

Let us pray

"Matilda, don't lay your head back or you'll choke to death," Pennie says, trying to wrangle this kid's squirmy body into an upright eating position in her lap. They give these lame little kids names they’ll never live up to like Matilda and Lincoln and Gunner, but they're really Johns, Georges and Sues, at best. …